Livia-isms: The Latest

This morning Livia woke up and wanted to write a Valentine for Haiti. She told me it would say this, “I am sorry your whole family died. I hope you love me. Love, Livia.”

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[Written on another day...]
Liv has just returned from time-out for disobedience. She returns to her kitchen stool and urgently calls me. “Mama! Mom! Mom! You need to come look at this!!”

I put down the soapy dishes and walk to the stove.

Liv points to the rounded pound of ground beef I’m browning, “Is it a brain?” and then she declares, “It’s MASTY.”

I got a good chuckle out of the masty brains, that she then admitted smelled good.

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Livia’s Reminder Note to Self:

Photographers should not take pictures of people when they are naked. It is rude.

Recorded on a piece of newspaper after kid camera incident with mom in the bathroom that morning.

6 Comments

1. Sarah B. Feb 5, 2010 10:04 AM

   Whaaaaa?!? Livia tried to take a picture of you naked?? Holy cow, that is hysterical. I’m sure in hind-sight, it’s hysterical to you, too. (But probably not in the moment!)

2. Rebecca Feb 5, 2010 10:09 AM

   We run a pretty relaxed show around here, so she really didn’t know it wasn’t okay. And yep, it was hilarious (though not in the moment!).

   Let’s just say one has to be a bit cautious when their kid handles a digital camera.

3. Jen Feb 5, 2010 1:03 PM

   (laughing)

4. christina Feb 5, 2010 1:15 PM

   ha to the taking pictures of naked people! I’m glad I asked the very important question that day of “Did she erase those photos?” ;) still laughing

5. Sarah M Feb 6, 2010 7:32 AM

   These are always so funny. Love the camera one!!

6. Bethany Feb 6, 2010 8:17 PM

   Every single one of these things made me laugh out loud. Livia is so awesome.